October 2011
1 post
To the citizens of the United States of America...
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II...
June 2011
0 posts
“To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is...”
– Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio …
May 2011
2 posts
MAC BOOK AIR GIVE AWAY.
hungryhipp0:
I’m giving one away to a random user that reblogs this.
It has been used a few times, but it looks brand new. I’m giving it away as I have bought a Mac computer and I don’t really need this anymore, and thought it would be nice to do a give away for you guys.
You have until Sunday May 15th, and must be following me, http://hungryhipp0.tumblr.com. I will check, and liking...
October 2010
5 posts
Retail Therapy
Now I am going to sounds like a girl now.
I partake in retail therapy, so I was a tad pissed off after my ambu… interview earlier. So I went and bought clothes. A nice Nicholas Jermyn shirt and tie to go to the wedding in. Look good, feel good right.
My god I did sound like a girl.
This is bad.
I need a beer.
Interviews Suck
Now, I normally interview well. I’m smart, articulate, know what I am talking about (generally) and little bit humorous. An ideal combination.
However today was different, firstly I was being interviewed by my boss and his boss for a promotion. This means they know me well, and I can’t hide behind the usual friendly layer of bullshit. In addition, they know my strengths so they...
Bananas
I just want to say Bananas are awesome. Is there anything they cannot do. Well besides change tyres on a car.
Or read a book.
Or order pizza.
Or surf the internet.
In fact, they cannot do anything. Except taste delicious, and give you energy.
Oh and they can be a little dodgy. If you are that way inclined. And female.
Actually you could be a bloke, and just bat for that team.
Bananas rock.
Here we go.
I like cheese. This, along with chocolate, beer and many other fatty foods that will eventually kill me, is why my waistline has expanded recently to proportions that would almost befit the Average american.
Now this is not an uncommon occurrence for either me or many people, but it is currently causing me more than the usual consternation. Why, I hear the 1.5 people who may read this blog,...